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Tragedy Rocks Studio Reopening
This time, the incident involved an unfortunate actor who had recently been cast in the role of the villainous Gollum. Cue to the constraints of the role, the determination had been made to use computer effects to bring the character to the screen. This turned out to be a tragic decision for one young Peep. "We were using a new top-of-the-line 2-Dimensional imaging device to capture the actor's movements," explained the head of the special effect department, clearly very shaken by what she had just witnessed. "No safety warnings came with the equipment. There were no alarms, nothing, just... squish!" Counseling was available for those traumatized by the incident. "It didn't seem real," one witness recalled. "It was as if someone had emptied a whole jar of mallowcreme. Everyone in the area was sticky. Well, even more than usual." In an official statement, studio executives once again denied the existence of a curse. "However, we would like to remind all aspiring Peep actors that there will be an open casting call next Monday to fill this role." The CSC has yet to issue any statement regarding what steps they will take in response to this latest 'accident'. |
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